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Snowcones with alcohol flavoring…. yes I am a genius!!!

Best idea ever!

  • Snowcones with alcohol flavoring…. yes I am a genius!!!

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Glee Club Facebook Edtion || Brittany Overshares IV

Brittany S Pierce posted on Santana Lopez' wall - "San, you're not responding to my texts and i need to know what you meant by 'you dont need to wear clothes to come over' should i really just come naked? I don't think you want anyone else seeing me with no clothes on but maybe it's one of your new obsessions, like when you wanted to dress up like a cop and spank me. Text me baccccck!! I wanna come over"
Noah Puckerman: Holy shit, i've got some awesome new visuals to jerk off to right here.
Quinn Fabray: Puck you're disgusting.. but i definitely approve of the mental images!
Mike Chang likes this.
Rachel Berry: Quinn i don't think i feel comfortable with you thinking about Brittany and Santana having sex..
Sam Evans: Why not Rachel? It's basically the same things as porn... just live porn.
Quinn Fabray and Noah Puckerman like this.
Noah Puckerman: Im giving you a bro high five in my mind right now dude.
Sam Evans likes this
Artie Abrams: Britt why didn't you ever dress up for me!?
Tina Cohen Chang: Face it Artie, she only used you to get San jealous, lezbereal here.
Brittany S Pierce, Holly Holiday and 6 others like this.
Mercedes Jones: Hold up, Sam you best not be thinking of anyone other than me. You only just got out of the dog house, you really wanna go back in there?
Sam Evans: Will i get spanked if i go back in the dog house? ;)
Artie Abrams, Noah Puckerman and 40 others like this.
Santana Lopez: How is it that i leave the room for 5 minutes and already you all have commented on this. Brittany please wear clothes too my house, i'll remove them when you get here. Also, the cop thing...umm.. i think you were dreaming..
Brittany S Pierce: No i wasn't! I have pictures, i can post them if you want?
Tina Cohen Chang, Quinn Fabray and 67 others like this.
Santana Lopez: NO BABY NO!!!
Noah Puckerman: YES YES YES
Mike Chang: Tina why did you like that..
Rachel Berry: NO! DONT DO IT BRITT.
Quinn Fabray: YES!!
Santana Lopez: Damn it Berry keep your girl on a leash, I'm used to Puck wanting a piece of me but Quinn? Damn!
Brittany S Pierce: Um am i the only one not okay with this right now?
Rachel Berry: I'm right there with ya Britt.
Quinn Fabray: Just being honest... sorry guys <3 Rachel you're still my number 1 baby.
Brittany S Pierce: Well if you touch my girlfriend i'll kill you, just being honest.
Santana Lopez and Rachel Berry like this.
Noah Puckerman: Cat fight, Santana in a cop outfit, Brittany Naked... damn today is good day.
Kurt Hummel: I should have stopped reading after i saw Sam asking to be spanked....
Blaine Anderson: Nothing wrong with that ;)
Will Shuester likes this.
Sue Sylvester: Pedo Will approves of this powder keg of sexual deviance.
Brittany S Pierce uploaded a new photo album - "Halloween or just another night at home?"
Santana Lopez: OH MY GOD BRITTANY.

The day my dog discovered he is not Jesus…

While I treat my dog like he is the most perfect dog in the world, he learned yesterday that he is in fact not Jesus. After a day of windy conditions, I returned home to discover my summer pool cover was floating at one end of the pool. With the help of the roommate we adjusted the pool cover so it was floating properly across the entire pool. My dog came into the pool area and, being that he is beyond attached to me, decided that he wanted to take the quickest route available to him to reach me. Two seconds later he realized that he cannot walk on water even if there is a cover floating on top of it. Then instead of climbing out of the pool from where he got in, he proceeded to swim the length of the pool, into the deep end, to reach me. I then had to pull him out of the pool. Funniest things I have ever seen him do….. sorry Ryley you are not Jesus, but I still love you!!

  • Not a picture of the sinking/swimming fiasco but a great goofy pic of him after a muddy day at the dog park!